Michael Jackson's Ghost

This article I got while I was browsing -

Young Boy Claims Michael Jackson’s Ghost Molested Him

Posted by Probably Sucks on 7/06/09 • Categorized as Satire

A 12 year old boy is alleging that he was molested by the ghost of Michael Jackson late Wednesday night in his family home soon after going to bed.

At around 11:30pm Wednesday night Timmy Rogers went to bed like any other night, only this time he wasn’t alone. He claims to have heard weird sounds and singing coming from underneath his bed, of which a ghost like figure appeared.


“I heard something that sounded like it was singing ‘Billy Jean’s not my lover’ over and over again. I thought it might have been the radio or something, but then I heard someone going ‘hehehe’ and ‘woo’.”, claims Timmy.

“I looked under my bed and saw something, I was really scared. At first I didn’t know it was Michael Jackson. He told me he was an angel and that God had sent him to give me special angel super-powers. I wanted super-powers and then he started touching me in the special area of my body.”

“When I realised it was Michael Jackson I yelled for help and my parents ran in, but he disappeared.”

Timmy’s parents (Mimi & Joe) are planning on suing the Michael Jackson estate for $23 million dollars for emotional stress caused by the attack on their son and to make some renovations to their aging home.

Michael Jackson could not be reached for comment, because he’s dead.

The funniest part is their parents even thinking to sue the dead man's estate for some money. How much more could the world get opportunistic??? Atleast, let his soul rest in peace...